Top definition. Just wham bam thank you maam! The act of having sex without even bothering to try to get the woman to orgasm. Usually lasts for about five seconds. The act of having sex with a neophyte usually a sixteen-year-old unattractive computer geek.
Wham Bam Thank You Maam unknown. What your parents used to call a hookup. Did you get drinks with that hot Tinder chick? Nah bruh , she can to my place and it was wham bam thank you maam. A quick Fuck. Me : I'm really horny , but I only have 15 minutes before class Him : Is this a wham bam thankyou ma'am kind of thing? Me: ohhh yes!
Having sex then breaking off contact with the person. Dave: Hey dude guess who just got lucky last night! Greg: Sweet. What's her name? Dave: Anna, she's hot as fuck! Greg: Have you called her yet? Dave: I never got her number Greg: Sounds like a case of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am. Dave: Shit. Sometimes used as a way to denote the successful completion of a military mission well underbudget and well within time constraints.
Implies they forgot something see other definition. If America were to declare war on Canada and launched a full scale nuclear strike , it'd be safe to say that that operation was "wham bam thank you ma'am". Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am unknown. Belted Eraser Jekyll Astroturfing Cigan Tres Puntos Housepainter Carpentry Skank-A-Saurus Zugzwang Yiffed According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
