Thanks for connecting! You're almost done. Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. They say prostitution is the world's oldest profession, which is probably untrue, because how did that first guy pay for a hooker if he didn't have a job? Ha, never thought of that, did ya? So probably a farmer was the world's first job and then he met Sally Snugsnatch and she offered a taste of her goodies in exchange for some of his barley and they struck up a deal and there you go.
Much of the world is actually pretty open to prostitution the happy kind where no one is forced into it , but there's a terrible underside to prostitution, and I'm not even talking about the underside of a prostitute, if you follow me you do. Indeed, it seems the depravity of men knows no bounds, and there are some prostitutes out in the world who are just more terrifying and awful than boners should allow for. Louise and Martine Fokken are two of the most famous prostitutes in the world.
Working out of Amsterdam, the sisters had been in the business for 50 years before they became famous through a book and documentary about their lives that include some details about the more than , men the two had slept with. Need a reference point for a number that large? Kofi Annan once said that global warming kills , people per year. It's also roughly the population of Buffalo, New York, and the amount of people who showed up to see Pope Francis deliver his first Sunday prayer.
Probably very few of them prayed for septuagenarian hookers. One of the sisters retired a few years back, while the other still works part time, so there's a fun fact you just learned -- a year-old lady can work part time as a hooker. No one is likely to say anything more ridiculous to you all day, and tonight your nightmares will probably include severely wrinkled clams in floral dresses trying to eat your soul.
The retired sister had to leave the game after arthritis forced her to give up bending over, an essential element to being a sought-after prostitute. Both ladies also have full-on families with kids and grandkids and everything, which you can assume means that in playground fights, "Your grandmother's a whore" either is an especially poignant insult or just slides off the kids like water off a duck, depending on exactly how they feel about Grandma's penchant for whoring.
